shake it like an asian
Never thought of it that way. Not even sure if I agree with the former part of this statement haha. But I suppose I agree with the latter.

Never thought of it that way. Not even sure if I agree with the former part of this statement haha. But I suppose I agree with the latter.

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victoriaaakay:

jeezcake:

aloeveralotion:

ohcluap:

panpanpancakey:

boooniebooonie:

crazyincongregations:


The Defibrillator Toaster
My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”
“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”
He’s bread, Jim.
Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M
If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! 
JESUS CRUST.
JAM IT!
“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”



LOOL ^

just for the comments

DADDY’S IN A BUTTER PLACE NOW. A BUTTER PLACE. 

everyone in the airport is giving me a weird look for laughing so hard

@bev

victoriaaakay:

jeezcake:

aloeveralotion:

ohcluap:

panpanpancakey:

boooniebooonie:

crazyincongregations:

The Defibrillator Toaster

My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”

“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”

He’s bread, Jim.

Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M

If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! 

JESUS CRUST.

JAM IT!

“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”

LOOL ^

just for the comments

DADDY’S IN A BUTTER PLACE NOW. A BUTTER PLACE. 

everyone in the airport is giving me a weird look for laughing so hard

@bev

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Any song feat pitbull
  • Singer: *sings*
  • Pitbull: hey mami dalè mr worldwide (some stuff in Spanish) eeeeeeeeewoooooooo
Poor Hulk.

Poor Hulk.

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WSSAUUUUP.

WSSAUUUUP.

I’m never going to stop blogging about Kony until he is found. So if you don’t like it.

c-b-e:

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nemobearxo:

“There is an invisible war in Africa: one man, Joseph Kony, terrorizing 4 countries.” Kony is a Ugandan guerrilla group leader. He has abducted more than 30,000 children from their homes and has forced them to become children soldiers. Forcing them to kill their own parents and fight for him. He turns the young girls he kidnaps into sex slaves and the young boys into children soldiers. Kony is not supported by anyone nor is he fighting for a cause. He is just fighting and killing to maintain his power. Make this the year Kony is captured. Visit the site: http://www.kony2012.com/ and on March 5th, watch the documentary. Share it with your friends, family, anyone who is willing to watch. Wear the bracelets and don’t take them off until Dec. 31, 2012. Tell the 20 Culture Makers. Tell the 12 Policy Makers. Show them this is something you care about. If they care about it, then America cares about it. Make Joseph Kony famous!

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